Showing posts with label Ricky Bobby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ricky Bobby. Show all posts

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Calgary drivers...you suck.

I'm just throwing that out there.  You guys really do suck at driving.  Me?  I'm perfect, but that's beside the point.

I am a fast driver.  Not overly aggressive, but I do speed.  But, I also have 180° vision when I drive.  I look ahead to see if people are merging on the right, or a left turn lane is coming up.  You all seem to think the world of driving ends at your hood ornament.  Especially you Mercedes drivers.  Hint: That thing at the end of your hood is actually a stylized propeller, not a crosshair to focus your attention the rear license plate of the guy in front of you.